Narcissistic? Maybe. Hilarious? YES. Autographed.
Bio: Immeasurably resolved and more than just a little bit lead-singer diseased, circa 2004 Schwab is a walking study in delusion of grandeur. Nonetheless, he has the moves, the moxie, and the ridiculousness to refuse to die when he has been fatally wounded.
Strengths: Hand gestures. Mic-stand swag. Messy black Faux-hawk. 1960’s Mod suit. Immunity to cannon balls.
Vulnerabilities: Guitar bodies, particularly to the back of the skull.
This is a crowdfund preorder. No refunds, unless we fail to sell the minimum amount. Expected delivery with campaign fulfillment in November 2026.