Guys, these are the ultimate collector's item (DUH). They are incredibly expensive to make at these small numbers, hence the big price tag. Approximately 7" tall. Narcissistic? Maybe. Hilarious? YES. Also comes with an Autographed Trading Card and a 3-month subscription to THE R3MNANT Patreon.
Bio:
Naive enough to believe anything is possible, Self-Titled Schwab has turned his character flaws into wordy poems set to heavy music. Infused with divine strength like Samson (only in reverse) due to his hairless dome, he is the self-proclaimed, thinking-man’s mosh motivator. His post hardcore, self-deprecating rant raps could melt steel and crack pavement!
Strengths:
*Intimidating lack of hair
*Nine feet tall
*Sports gear
*Shell Toes
*JNCO Jeans
*Thick, impenetrable neck
*Death stare with massive eyes
Vulnerabilities:
*Sunlight
*Ska, Emo, and Indie Rock
This is a crowdfund preorder. No refunds. Expected delivery with campaign fulfillment in November 2026.
NOTE: Must sell a minimum of FIVE to go into production. Only TEN available. Once we sell out, we will make the second Schwabblehead available for preorder: Self-Titles Schwab from the "Pipedream" Video.
This is a crowdfund preorder. No refunds, unless we fail to sell the minimum amount. Expected delivery with campaign fulfillment in November 2026.